awakeningcity:

I’m embarrassing myself into the grave by posting this, but after a healthy dose of Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series and the Brooklyn Rage parody of Poker Face done by littlekuriboh, I decided to write/sing this parody of dub!Jounouchi/Joey Wheeler for the marvellous Inky-Tea’s birthday. This is Super Deck, a cover of Nicki Minaj’s song “Super Bass”. It is Puppyshipping themed for extra quality. This is not at all meant to be taken seriously, the accent and lyrics and everything are a joke. Enjoy my lovely, happy birthday!

Lyrics:

This one is for the boys with the chauffeur system
badass KC with the duel disk system
when he come up in the shop he be raging up
card stacks on deck like he savin’ up

And he ill, he steal, he might want to kill
he pop collars and he got that right kind of build
he cold, he mope, he might sell code
he always in the air, Blue Eyes Jet instead of coach

He’s mother fuckin’ ripped, ripped
captain of the blimp, blimp
when he make a diss, diss
hit him with my fist, fist
that’s the kind of duel I was looking for,
and yes, you’ll get punched if you’re cheatin, ho

I said, excuse me, you’re a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you’re like blue eyes white FLY
I mean, you’re so shy and I’m loving your tie
you’re like slicker than the guy with the millennium eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Joey Wheeler, I beat them dudes up, back Yuugi up, (and chuck my fist up)

* BOY YOU GOT MY HEARTBEAT RUNNIN AWAY
BEATIN LIKE A DRUM AND IT’S COMING YOUR WAY
CAN’T YOU HEAR DAT
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH, NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH 
HE’S GOT THAT SUPER DECK

This one is for the boys in the trenchcoats
entrepreneur duelists and them CEOs
he could ball with my crew, but he solo
but I think I like him better when he stay low

but I think I like him better with the white jacket on
he ain’t even gotta try to lay that card down
he just gotta gimme dat LOOK, when he gimme dat LOOK
then that dog suit going on, on, unh~

excuse me, you’re a hell of a guy
you know, I really got a thing for obsessive guys
I mean, sigh, got the Blue Eyes,
I can tell that you’re in touch with your elitist side

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is
I am Joey Wheeler I beat them dudes up, back Yuugi up, (and chuck my fist up)

* repeat chorus

See, I need you in this duel so I can rage
no no no no no I know you’ll play
no no no no no don’t go away
Boy you got my heartbeat running away
Don’t you hear that heartbeat coming your way
Oh, it be like nyeh  nyeh nyeh nyeh, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh~
Can’t you hear dat nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh~

* repeat chorus