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January 2010

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Dreams.

Okay, so, once upon a time,
the whole world was a video game where you had to collect all the cats. EVER. (Like Pokemon.) Well, my pal, Staci, found out about this easter egg in the game where if you go to this disturbing martian garden in the middle of the ocean, and, put these two specific flowers together all the cats would suddenly appear. This garden was connected to the shore by this suuuuuper long pier and everybody and their grandmother were having like a block party fiesta tea party thing going on on it when we went to go activate this easter egg. But, ANYWAY, we went and did the freaky flower thing….. and the cats DID appear, but everything exploded and the pier was getting all suicidey.

And then the Little Prince showed up out of nowhere and started beating me up, saying, “THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU EMOTIONALIZE THE PLANTS.”

And that was that.

Jan 30, 2010
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